December 2011
1 post
Portuguese kang bata ka, ha?!: Kwentong HOLDAP. →
pilosopogyno:
Unang holdap ko.
Holdaper: Holdap to! Wag kang kikilos ng masama! Gyno: Bakit po? Holdaper: Kasi, bad yun.
Pangalawa.
Holdaper: Pre, holdap to! Itaas mo ang mga kamay mo, kung hindi… Gyno: Kung hindi, ano?! Holdaper: Kung hindi… Kung hindi… Ahh, ehh.. Kung hindi… Wag mo akong…
October 2011
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September 2011
1 post
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July 2011
28 posts
When your friends tell you who they like and...
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The tumblr dash just likes to make people cry…
The feeling of having new and clean bed sheets.
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That awkward moment when:
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This kid from Cheaper by the Dozen:
Grows up to look like this:
THERE IS STILL HOPE
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o shit.
pilosopogyno:
Boy: Hi Miss, ihi ka ba? Girl: Hindi. Putanginang tanga mo, tao ako tanga. Hindi ba halata? Kakausapin mo ba ako kung ihi ako? Kaya walang nagpapaligaw sa’yo eh. Boy: Ahh. Ganun ba? Ano nalang sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo? Girl: Eh alam ko na yan eh. Sabi ng posporo sa isa pang posporo ay, “Match tayo.” Boy: Tanga amputa. Wala siyang sinabi. Posporo nga eh. May kilala kang...
Who's Jesus?
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When someone spits while they're talking, one drop...
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April 2011
3 posts
Teacher: Get a one sheet of pad paper.
Your Classmates:
Reblog if you owe Him big time.
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January 2011
1 post
December 2010
5 posts
Happy New Year to all of you!
if you had your vacation wasted, then you’re not good at having it.
“We now call it as the night thief. You never know when he will attack.”
My passion at that time was using the internet. I relaxed myself at the armchair that I’m sitting in. I laid up my feet into my sit to comfort myself. Then I heard my dog barked, the bark that she used when she saw a strange, not known person.
I heard plates clashing, dangling and moving. It’s just...
“I judge a book by its content not by its cover. But sometimes, a book’s content can be obviously seen on its cover.”
I can’t see through the darkness in the middle of my dream except a tiny light. A light that’s piquant; very piquant that you can’t move your eyes away from it. Then I realized it was from you. It’s your shining eyes.
November 2010
4 posts
I don’t need those head-nutting and head-cracking online games.. I need you :))
True: You’re a great teacher, I realized. You taught me different styles on how to comb my hair up. You taught me how to raise my voice to sing a beautiful song. You’re a great inspiration, too. Because you inspire me to make this status. You taught me how to make a sensible status.
Gagawa na nga lang maninira pa. Nakakaasar rin yung ibang tao no? Piling marunong kase.
October 2010
13 posts
Who is JESUS? In Chemistry, He turned water into...
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In tumblr, He is often used by some “note-hungry” bloggers.